Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Pardon Our Turkeys

Seal of the President

ROGUE NATION
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT

November 23, 2011

Citizens of the Rogue Nation,

I am pleased to announce the pardoning of two special Royal Palm Turkeys, Juniper & Tom, from a definite and terrible fate.

Juniper & Tom are raised in the precious care of Rogue Farmhand, Natascha Cronin, at the Chatoe Rogue Hopyard in Oregon’s Wigrich Appellation.

Juniper & Tom have been selected for their endless compassion, boundless ingenuity, limitless strength, and steadfast dedication in protecting over 20 Free-Range Chickens on the Farm, including four newly hatched chicks.

They will be grand marshals in the Chatoe Rogue Thanksgiving Day Parade, accompanied by resident potbellied pigs, Voo & Doo, three-legged guard dog, Sullivan, and head rooster, General Tsao with his family of chickens.

To every Rogue Nation Citizen, I want to wish you the happiest of Thanksgivings.

cc_RN Bobby Gumm
Steve Swan Signature

Posted by Joe Rogue at 4:45 am No Comments »
Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Rogue Nation Citizen Bobby Gumm Vs The Shark

Seal of the President

ROGUE NATION
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT

November 16, 2011

I have rejected PITA’s claim to prosecute a Rogue nation citizen for Home Invasion. They claim Citizen Bobby Gumm provoked the shark by yelling, “Bite Me” as they surfed together in the Pacific near the Rogue Brewery & Distillery in Newport, Oregon.

The shark, verbally abused as a child, deserted by his father, and subjected to water boarding – causing poor self image – is excused from any responsibility for anything forever.

However, the shark is banned from all Rogue Nation events until the next election. Neither will be banned from the ocean.

I am personally shaping a new board for Citizen Bobby Gumm.

cc_RN Bobby Gumm
Steve Swan Signature

Posted by Joe Rogue at 4:56 pm No Comments »

 

Search Archives


List by month/year