Wednesday, November 16th, 2011
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT
November 16, 2011
I have rejected PITA’s claim to prosecute a Rogue nation citizen for Home Invasion. They claim Citizen Bobby Gumm provoked the shark by yelling, “Bite Me” as they surfed together in the Pacific near the Rogue Brewery & Distillery in Newport, Oregon.
The shark, verbally abused as a child, deserted by his father, and subjected to water boarding – causing poor self image – is excused from any responsibility for anything forever.
However, the shark is banned from all Rogue Nation events until the next election. Neither will be banned from the ocean.
I am personally shaping a new board for Citizen Bobby Gumm.