Thursday, April 5th, 2012
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT
April 5, 2012
I have awarded 1,023,317 Gold Lifesaving Medals to Deputy Under Secretary of Agriculture, Josh Cronin, for his daring and dramatic rescue of 19 colonies of Rogue Farmstead Honeybees, which received airlift transport from the Rogue Rye Field minutes before it was overtaken by floodwaters.
At this time, the flood is being considered a direct act of terrorism and has yet to be claimed. I have instructed the Rogue Nation Department of Farmland Security to launch a full investigation into the matter. I also ask any Rogue Nation Citizen with information to contact me personally at RogueNationPresident@Rogue.com.