Friday, November 16th, 2012
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT
THE GREEN HOUSE
November 15, 2012
The Knights of the Rogue Table, the supervisors of our elections have postponed nominations and balloting due to hanging chads in key precincts.
The turkeys responsible for this fiasco are scheduled for execution and consumption next week.
However, Tom and Juniper have again been spared under the Tuff Turkey Treaty.
This President does know what’s going on.