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February 20, 2012
I am officially declaring February 20, 2012 as Rogue Nation Clam Chowder Day in honor of:
It will be a day of amnesty for clams in the beds and beaches adjacent to the Rogue Nation World Headquarters.
January 30, 2012
I have issued a Letter of Commendation to Farm Manager Natascha Cronin and her husband, Josh Cronin, who start their second week stranded by flood waters at the Chatoe Rogue Hopyard in Independence, Oregon.
Not only did Natascha and Josh not fall into a life raft, but also refused to be evacuated.
Natascha says, “I am the captain of this ship and I will not leave my post.”
December 31, 2011
Tonight, as Rogue Nation Citizens throughout the world gather with family and friends, I want to wish everyone a happy and healthy New Year.
Dare. Risk. Dream.
December 20, 2011
Each December we name the Rogue Nation Citizen of the Year. This year’s award goes to the group of 200 Rogue Nation Citizens in Georgia (the state, not the country) at the Athens-Clarke County Jail.
November 23, 2011
Citizens of the Rogue Nation,
I am pleased to announce the pardoning of two special Royal Palm Turkeys, Juniper & Tom, from a definite and terrible fate.
Juniper & Tom are raised in the precious care of Rogue Farmhand, Natascha Cronin, at the Chatoe Rogue Hopyard in Oregon’s Wigrich Appellation.
Juniper & Tom have been selected for their endless compassion, boundless ingenuity, limitless strength, and steadfast dedication in protecting over 20 Free-Range Chickens on the Farm, including four newly hatched chicks.
They will be grand marshals in the Chatoe Rogue Thanksgiving Day Parade, accompanied by resident potbellied pigs, Voo & Doo, three-legged guard dog, Sullivan, and head rooster, General Tsao with his family of chickens.
To every Rogue Nation Citizen, I want to wish you the happiest of Thanksgivings.
November 16, 2011
I have rejected PITA’s claim to prosecute a Rogue nation citizen for Home Invasion. They claim Citizen Bobby Gumm provoked the shark by yelling, “Bite Me” as they surfed together in the Pacific near the Rogue Brewery & Distillery in Newport, Oregon.
The shark, verbally abused as a child, deserted by his father, and subjected to water boarding – causing poor self image – is excused from any responsibility for anything forever.
However, the shark is banned from all Rogue Nation events until the next election. Neither will be banned from the ocean.
I am personally shaping a new board for Citizen Bobby Gumm.
October 28, 2011
I have adopted the recommendation from the Department of Offence to continue occupation of the following locations for the hours allowed by Law. All permits have been obtained.
And to adopt a no position on San Francisco Supervisor Weiner’s proposal to amend the law allowing nude public dining to require customers to make like salads and get dressed.
October 27, 2011
Oakland Raider shirts & jerseys will be honored as Tiki shirts from this day forward, in memory of Al “Just Win, Baby” Davis.
I will address the Nation regarding Occupy and Public Restaurant Nudity on October 28, 2011.
Thanks to Khun Shawn for representing the Rogue Nation in Singapore! We couldn’t imagine a better ale to enjoy half way around the World – Hazelnut Brown Nectar just brought home the Gold at the Great American Beer Festival!
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