Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Rogue Nation Citizen Bobby Gumm Vs The Shark

Seal of the President

ROGUE NATION
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT

November 16, 2011

I have rejected PITA’s claim to prosecute a Rogue nation citizen for Home Invasion. They claim Citizen Bobby Gumm provoked the shark by yelling, “Bite Me” as they surfed together in the Pacific near the Rogue Brewery & Distillery in Newport, Oregon.

The shark, verbally abused as a child, deserted by his father, and subjected to water boarding – causing poor self image – is excused from any responsibility for anything forever.

However, the shark is banned from all Rogue Nation events until the next election. Neither will be banned from the ocean.

I am personally shaping a new board for Citizen Bobby Gumm.

cc_RN Bobby Gumm
Steve Swan Signature

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Friday, October 28th, 2011

Occupy Rogue

ROGUE NATION OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT

October 28, 2011

I have adopted the recommendation from the Department of Offence to continue occupation of the following locations for the hours allowed by Law. All permits have been obtained.

  • Rogue Ales Public House 673 Union St., San Francisco CA 94133
  • Brewer’s on the Bay 2320 OSU Dr, Newport OR 97365
  • Rogue Ales Public House 748 SW Bay Blvd, Newport OR 97365
  • House of Spirits 2122 Marine Science Dr., Newport OR 97365
  • Rogue Ales Public House 844 Olive St., Eugene OR 97401
  • Rogue Distillery and Public House 1339 NW Flanders St, Portland OR 97209
  • Green Dragon Bistro & Pub 928 SE 9th Ave, Portland OR 97214
  • Rogue Hall 1717 SW Park Ave, Portland OR 97201
  • Rogue Ales Public House 100 39th (Pier 39) , Astoria OR 97103
  • Châtoe Rogue 3590 Wigrich Rd, Independence OR 97351
  • Issaquah Brew House 35 W. Sunset Wy, #C, Issaquah WA 98027

And to adopt a no position on San Francisco Supervisor Weiner’s proposal to amend the law allowing nude public dining to require customers to make like salads and get dressed.

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Thursday, October 27th, 2011

In Honor of Al “Just Win, Baby” Davis

Seal of the President

ROGUE NATION
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT

October 27, 2011

PRESIDENTIAL STATEMENT

Oakland Raider shirts & jerseys will be honored as Tiki shirts from this day forward, in memory of Al “Just Win, Baby” Davis.

I will address the Nation regarding Occupy and Public Restaurant Nudity on October 28, 2011.

Steve Swan Signature

 

 

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Friday, October 21st, 2011

Rogue Devotion in Singapore

Thanks to Khun Shawn for representing the Rogue Nation in Singapore! We couldn’t imagine a better ale to enjoy half way around the World – Hazelnut Brown Nectar just brought home the Gold at the Great American Beer Festival!

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Tuesday, October 18th, 2011

We Have Lost A True Rogue (Steve Jobs)

We have lost a true Rogue. Steve Jobs was an inspiration for our founding and our reason for being. A great loss to the Rogue Nation and the World. Here’s to the Crazy Ones. The Misfits. The Rebels. The Troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do, is ignore them. Because they change things. They invent. They imagine. They heal. They explore. They create. They inspire. They push the human race forward. Maybe they have to be crazy. How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art? Or sit in silence and hear a song that hasn’t been written? Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels? We make tools for these kinds of people. While some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do. RIP 1955 - 2011

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Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

Rogue Nation Welcomes Lady Gaga To The Club

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Thursday, August 11th, 2011

Rogue Nation Relations with China Re-established

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Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

Rogue Nation Credit Rating

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Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

In Memoriam Don Younger

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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

Rogue Nation Mobilization

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